1.Your Bleedin' Heart
If you can see yourself looking like you do
What would you say you were thinkin'？
Spending all your time looking for something new
You better swim cause your sinkin'
Go ask your mother cause she knows what you need
Left your heart open, I'm just helping it bleed
Sign you up for every program in the book
No, you don't need invitations
No one's questioning your problem or your look
It's just your public relations
Won't just ask me because I know what you need
Leavin' your heart open cause it needs time to bleed
I'll still be here, when you get here
I'll still be, I'll still be here
Yesterday I read a letter from an editor that tells me what he
thinks
How all this music is boring
Concentrating on how much this really stinks
It's not my fault if you're snoring
Go ask your mother cause she knows what you need
Left your open cause it needs time to bleed
I'll still be here, when you get here
I'll still be, I'll still be here
So across the Atlantic doesn't sound that romantic
Since everyone has done it, so it's dumb
I'd like to say I'm sorry for intruding
But I'm sick of your eluding
To the fact that growing up is growing old
Just say that you'll be here
Just say that you'll be here
That was so close
2.Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show
My kid's daddy said that to my ex-fiance. I ain't ＊＊＊ her, she
＊＊＊ beer bottles. But he wasn't worried about it when I was ＊＊＊.
That's quality! Are we still taping？
3.Congratulations Smack ＆ Katy
Girl, where's your head full of lead？
Can't you see what you're doing to me？
Wipe that disgrace off your face
Look and see what you've done to me
Girl, you look bored
I wish everything about the danger wouldn't make you such a
stranger
So what's the deal？
Don't you feel what i'm dealing with？
But it's alright
Girl, come on, I'll show you how to deal with this.
But not tonight.
Girl, you look bored
I wish everything about the danger wouldn't make you such a
stranger
Hold me so close
I can tell you have the best intentions, one of those simple
inventions
Never a dull situation, we could just stay on vacation
Never start an argument with you
Something I won't do
Girl, you look bored
I wish everything about the danger wouldn't make you such a
stranger
Hold me so close
I can tell you have the best intentions, one of those simple
inventions
Now that I have your attention
4.Ain't Gettin' Paid To Dance
Hey, Lionel Richie, ya ain't gettin' paid to dance. Why don't
you get back to work？ That's what I thought, ass.
5.Mood 4 Luv
Hey whats happening
It's rap a thing ( ？ )
Or maybe not
Well I barely know you
I thought I'd introduce
And abuse the fact
That I am rhyming
Well you're my fatal attraction
I saw you in my heart had chain reaction
When I smell your perfume
It spells out D-O-O in DOOM
And DOOM backwards is MOOD
I'm in the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
Hope that you will know it's true
'Cause I am in the mood for you
I'm in the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
Yeah, I am in the mood for you
So what's going on？
I'd love to run
But I don't have my running shoes with me
(Running shoes)
Yes, you're still the best
Of all the rest
Go get the dress ( ？ )
Because it's not that heavy
I release twelve doves
'Cause when you're here I'm totally in loves
And it makes my body numb
I know that makes me sound dumb
But DUMB backwards is almost MOOD
I'm in the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
Hope that you will know it's true
'Cause I am in the mood for you
I'm in the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
Yeah, I am in the mood for you
You know, there comes a time in every boys life when he has to
make a decision.
A decision involving women or girls.
You know what my decision is, girl
'Cause you know I love you
(Songs not over yet)
I know what you'er thinking
When you're drinking
And I think the same thing that you do
Sort of
We can have a fight
And talk all night
About what we drank earlier
We thought we were thinking
Well you're my fatal attraction
I saw you in my heart had chain reaction
When I smelled your perfume
It spelled out D-O-O in DOOM
And DOOM backwards is MOOD
I'm in the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
Hope that you will know it's true
'Cause I am in the mood for you
I'm in the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
In the mood for you girl
(He's in the mood for you girl)
I am in the mood for you, girl
You know, this the time of day where I like to lay down and go
to bed.
Because it's night time.
I'd love for you to lay down with me.
'Cause I think you're fantastic!
6.What Won't Kill You Eats Gas
I can't explain what made me do this
Not your fault, sometimes this can surface
I've seen the future and it's caving in
Don't close your eyes cause then it will begin
Sorry I've got to go away again
Sometimes I never wanna leave at all
But if you had to fall in love
I hope you never fall in love
So Monday morning is my weekend
I know I jumped right off the deep end
You know that I always want to hesitate
Please remember good things come to those who wait
Sorry I've got to go away again
Sometimes I never wanna leave at all
But if you had to fall in love
I hope you never fall in love
You fill me and thrill me
I hope this won't kill me
You fill me and thrill me
I hope this won't kill me
Sorry I've got to go away again
Sometimes I never wanna leave at all
But if you had to fall in love
I hope you never fall in love
You fill me and thrill me
I hope this won't kill me
I hope you never fall in love
7.Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show(Tattoo'z B-Day'z Azz Beatin'z)
So I start tellin' him how my kid's dad has been trying to beat
my ass for the whole like, two months. And I got a tattoo
because it was my 23rd birthday and I got my ass beat the day
before. So the dude who has his nose broken comes out and he's
like, 'You're a fuckin' crackhead.'
8.Getting By With It's
I see your sister staring at me out of the window
She wants to talk to me to learn the things that she don't know
And it's all just part of education
And we'll tell the kids across the nation
And it's you that does this to me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that see's right through me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that's never done
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that does this to me
We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that see's right through me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that's never done
(We're getting by with it 2x)
Get in the backseat, back feet, baby
You're too slow
Why'd you keep running girl 'cause that was two records ago？
And it's always for the satisfaction
And we do it just to get a reaction
And it's you that does this to me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that see's right through me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that's never done
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that does this to me
We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that see's right through me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that's never done
(We're getting by with it 2x)
We'll get by with it
We'll get by with it
Don't every worry about me
Cause only a monkey, a bee
And you'll be just fine
And it's you that does this to me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that see's right through me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that's never done
(We'll get by with it 2x)
And it's you that does this to me
We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that see's right through me
(We'll get by 2x)
And it's you that's never done
(We're getting by with it 2x)
9.Image Is Nothing, Lobsters Are Everything
Those doors won't open up for you, not now not anymore
You're not the person that you used to be
You light a cigarrette and say that it won't satisfy you, like
you just aren't satisfying me
What can I do？
What can I say to you to try and figure out whatever's on your
mind？
I think there's something I'm supposed to see
Read me that open book that I've been waiiting for so long
You checked it out while checking out with me
What will I do？
What will I say？
Been here before, each and every day
Who let you just run away？
What will I do？
What will I say？
Been here before each and every day
Who let you just run away？
10.Apocalypse WOW!
Let's get it (out？)
I think it's been too long
For this to all go wrong
You lost but thought you'd win
I won't try this again
You played yourself in front of me
To save yourself some dignity
And if you die before you should
At least you know that you'll look good
So tell me how's the rest
I'm fine with second best
It's all that I can say
Not coming back this way
For all the kids you say you hate
But now you say it's only fate
So if you die before you wake
I pray the Lord do not look fake
You'll never be ready for me
You'll never be ready for me
So this is how it ends
Redefine all your friends
It doesn't have to be
This way for you or me
You played yourself in front of me
To save yourself some dignity
If you die before you should
At least you know that'll you'll look good
You'll never be ready for me
You'll never be ready for me
11.Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show(Guess Jeans Awnings Old Navy)
One time I was at a private school and it cost like fuckin $4000
a year to go there. And, uh, so we were the shit kids cause we
didn't have fuckin' Guess jeans or anything. And I was walking
into the fuckin' lunch room, under the fuckin', what the fuck is
the thing called？ That over you're head. The awnings. And I
happened to look up just for a second, and, I happened to look
up. And a bird shit in my eye. Hey did you get that shirt from
old navy？ I knew you did. Hell yeah. Right on, bitch!
12.F.O.O.D. aka Aren't You Hungry
Food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
Saw you at the buffet
Lunch is best on Monday
You are big and I'm small
You're as wide as I'm tall
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
G-O-O-D good, good
F-O-O-D food, food
Food food
Food food
Food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
G-O-O-D good, good
Food
13.Happy V-Day
the h-r-c with the r-g-e
sometimes when i'm away i think of you
think of what i'd like to do
when we're alone
but it kills me to know
(it's not a situation)
that you'll never know
(for any expectation)
as far as i know
(a constant complication)
you'll never know
so say you'll stay the day, i want you to
everything depends on you
don't let me go
i wish that i could say i'd stay with you
but you know that that's not true
please let me go
but it kills me to know
(it's not a situation)
that you'll never know
(for any expectation)
as far as i know
(a constant complication)
you'll never know
(hard)
to know what's in your heart so, you're just looking to find
(part)
of what you're saying's not effecting on my soul or my mind
just keep your feet on the ground
even when i'm not around
i won't give up on you
(hard)
to know what's in your heart so, you're just looking to find
(part)
of what you're saying's not effecting on my soul or my mind
(hard)
to know what's in your heart so, you're just looking to find
(it's not a situation for any expectation)
(part)
of what you're saying's not effecting on my soul or my mind
(a constant complication)
you'll never know
14.Canadians Switching The Letter P For The Letter V Eh？
Hi. I have a message for April LaPine from America's heartland.
Um, socks go on your feet not you're arm. If God wanted 'em on
your arms, he would've put little finger things on 'em or
whatever. Alright, that's all.
15.Linkin Verbz
Hello Americans, this is Klaus from Common Denominator. That is
the band you are listening to right now. We are from Finland.
This is the second song on our debut album here in America. This
song is about the words that connect subjects to the predicate,
help you forming complete sentences. Your helping verbs, aka
your Linkin Verbz. Linkin Verbz are such that you should go buy
the record. This is the best song on the record. You should go
buy a t-shirt. I would go buy a t-shirt.
Linkin verbz
(Can't make out fast jargon)
Go buy a t-shirt
Thank you very much. We'll see you next year. Goodnight.
You could go buy a t-shirt now.
16.Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show(Drivin' And Cryin' Or Broadway
Cats Production Bus)
I was like what the ＊＊＊. Driving and crying's gunna kick me off
their ＊＊＊ bus. It's not even their bus. It's the Broadway Cats
bus. Who in the ＊＊＊ hell is driving that bus？ I mean they're not
Reggie.
17.Megan 2K2(Even Though It's 2K3 Now)
Got your call the other day
About how you were missing me
Heard your call the other day
Said how you were missing me
Someday you'll wake up and I'll be there
Just for a moment, you'd see
Saw you there across the room
You were staring straight back at me
Give you anything you want
All that you want is me
Cross-continental would be okay
Only if we get to stay
Goodnight to you
Goodnight to you
To you
Goodnight to you
To you
Know that I'll always comwe back for you
Know in your heart that it's true
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